Events of last Friday
Last Friday, I worked during the day, so I didn't get to see my normal mix of sketchy drunk guys and jerkasses, but the idiots were indeed out in full effect!
1. A handicapped guy decided to pick a fight in the bathroom with an undercover cop. First he punched him in the face, and then a full out brawl ensued. The cops were called, incident reports were filled, and people were banned for life, and a black guy with an iPod filled me in with all of the bathroom details.
What did this result in? Tens of people asking for refunds because they felt unsafe in the theatre. Fantastic!
2. Four summer camp groups came in. One of 150 kids. What did this result in? Tens of people asking for refunds because they didn't want to be in a theatre with children. You're seeing Wall-e at 12:30 PM. Get a job, guys! Don't complain about children in a theatre in the middle of summer in the middle of the day!
3. One of the children (who I now regret defending) vomited. Everywhere.
4. An old man asked me to give money to his young female 'companions' while he rushed away for an emergency. I told him that I couldn't do this but he was more than welcome to go back into the theatre and give it to them. Instead, he waited in line to give it to Guest Services. We spent the next hour or so WAITING for these girls (and later interrogating them about the man, so they now probably think that the old man was up to something nefarious) and getting pissed off.
5. I was a greeter for a while. I don't mind being a greeter, but really, it's a job that they could train monkeys to do. Not even chimps, I'm talking capuchins or spider monkeys. A hilarious sidenote is that "capuchins" comes up as "chinstrap" on SpellCheck.
6. I hate Palm Beachers. I was working box for a short while because of an influx of people/people calling in/insanity with the cops and fight and such, and these two small Palm Beach girls (probably around 6 and 8) come in wearing $300 Dior sunglasses and dressed like trophy wives with their nanny. Now, if children want to be treated like adults, I'll treat them like adults. I won't pander to them. So, I didn't. And these little girls made it a point to speak down to me, even more so after I recommended Wall-E to them. Giving them and in-depth description of "Get Smart" and going in to detail about the 1960s television series left them with blank stares on their faces. Score one for me. Then I refused to sell them tickets to The Love Guru, because I don't believe in selling tickets to a 120 minute dick joke to children. Was I on a high horse at that point? Probably. But I don't care, because I hate Palm Beachers and that their children act entitled. Just because your sunglasses are the equivalent to my paycheck, doesn't mean that you can talk down to me.
1. A handicapped guy decided to pick a fight in the bathroom with an undercover cop. First he punched him in the face, and then a full out brawl ensued. The cops were called, incident reports were filled, and people were banned for life, and a black guy with an iPod filled me in with all of the bathroom details.
What did this result in? Tens of people asking for refunds because they felt unsafe in the theatre. Fantastic!
2. Four summer camp groups came in. One of 150 kids. What did this result in? Tens of people asking for refunds because they didn't want to be in a theatre with children. You're seeing Wall-e at 12:30 PM. Get a job, guys! Don't complain about children in a theatre in the middle of summer in the middle of the day!
3. One of the children (who I now regret defending) vomited. Everywhere.
4. An old man asked me to give money to his young female 'companions' while he rushed away for an emergency. I told him that I couldn't do this but he was more than welcome to go back into the theatre and give it to them. Instead, he waited in line to give it to Guest Services. We spent the next hour or so WAITING for these girls (and later interrogating them about the man, so they now probably think that the old man was up to something nefarious) and getting pissed off.
5. I was a greeter for a while. I don't mind being a greeter, but really, it's a job that they could train monkeys to do. Not even chimps, I'm talking capuchins or spider monkeys. A hilarious sidenote is that "capuchins" comes up as "chinstrap" on SpellCheck.
6. I hate Palm Beachers. I was working box for a short while because of an influx of people/people calling in/insanity with the cops and fight and such, and these two small Palm Beach girls (probably around 6 and 8) come in wearing $300 Dior sunglasses and dressed like trophy wives with their nanny. Now, if children want to be treated like adults, I'll treat them like adults. I won't pander to them. So, I didn't. And these little girls made it a point to speak down to me, even more so after I recommended Wall-E to them. Giving them and in-depth description of "Get Smart" and going in to detail about the 1960s television series left them with blank stares on their faces. Score one for me. Then I refused to sell them tickets to The Love Guru, because I don't believe in selling tickets to a 120 minute dick joke to children. Was I on a high horse at that point? Probably. But I don't care, because I hate Palm Beachers and that their children act entitled. Just because your sunglasses are the equivalent to my paycheck, doesn't mean that you can talk down to me.
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